There once was a team named the Stars.
Their players preferred fancy cars.
They scored lots of goals but dug lots of holes.
So this summer they had lots of pars.
Preseason is over soon, thank god. People could get punchy if it goes on much longer.
The good news is we won’t just be stuck with the wonder of Twitter to know what’s going on. The fine folks who work for the Tampa Bay Lightning are providing an audio stream.
No broadcast or stream from us today or Saturday. Bolts will have audio via @TBLPowerPlay. https://t.co/ZUhlijFDqz
— Dallas Stars (@DallasStars) October 1, 2015