Jamie Benn Ties League Lead in Points in Dallas Stars Win Over Anaheim Ducks
The Stars finished their last road game of the season on quite a high note, all things considered.
It's game 81 of 82, the last road game of the Dallas Stars' playoff-less season. It just so happened to be on NBCSN tonight.
Ah, NBCSN. I have a love-hate relationship with you. I love that you show hockey to mainstreamers that don't bother to check their local sports networks for their hockey team playing that night. I hate when you mispronounce, misname, misinform the audience on the nuances of these Dallas Stars.
So what's a girl to do on a Wednesday night 9:30 PM CST start? Open a bottle of wine, of course. Hell, we could all pour one out for the season that should have been.
I decided that my bottle of wine and I would follow some simple rules for this game. I did this so that you don't have to. See what great sacrifices we make to bring you Stars coverage in all its glory?
- 1 drink for every player name mispronunciation (but since my wine might run out quick on that, only drink the first time it's not said correctly)
- 1 drink for every team that is mentioned that has zero relevance to this game (so talking about the Ottawa Senators' win over the Pittsburgh Penguins last night? I mean I'll take one drink for that -- the idea of the Pens missing the playoffs is worth at least one drink)
- 2 drinks every time this game is called "meaningless" or the fact that the Stars aren't making the playoffs this season (ok, this might get a little dicey)
- 2 drinks every time Mike Modano is referenced (best American born player in the league's history!)
- 2 drinks for every player's name on the current roster that is not their name (i.e., John Klingman)
- 3 drinks for every reference to Game 6 last year
- CHUG! Alex Goligoski just flattened Corey Perry, either during this game or from last year's highlights of Game 6
- CHUG!! Jamie Benn just took the lead in points scored in the league, ahead of John Tavares and Sidney Crosby (bonus bottle to be opened if Tyler Seguin or Jamie Benn records a hat trick)
You'll notice there are no rules about scoring of goals listed above -- by anyone -- and that's because I'm not that crazy. So how did this go for me tonight?
As Dallas continued to dominate the Ducks, we were reminded that they have nothing to play for as they aren't going to the playoffs. But that is false -- they've got a potential Art Ross Trophy winner coming in hot in Jamie Benn. These games aren't worthless for him, and I believe everyone on this team wants to get their captain and leader to that kind of recognition for his contributions to this team.
Roussel and Garbutt continued their 'thorn in the side' play against the Ducks from last year's playoff series, with both of them playing the Ducks physically. May be one of Garbutt's better games of the year in that department, as he's been trying to find that balance of 'gritty' and 'dirty' after a few suspensions.
Unfortunately for my liver, the Stars decided to stop trying offensively in the third period which gave the broadcasters plenty of time to talk about playoff opposition in the color commentation. More importantly, the Stars got through a game not giving up a three goal lead so that is what we call a "win" folks.
Even more winning continued when Jamie Benn scored his third assist of the night and tied the lead league in scoring on Eaves' second of the night. The Ducks didn't even look like they were really trying in the third, instead they probably just wanted to get out of this without injuries to their players.
The Stars end their road games for the season on a great winning note with a pretty dominant win over a team going to the playoffs. A road win. A Jamie Benn dominant game. A Jhonas Enroth shutout. That's pretty winning, even if only for this one night.