*Stands, clears throat* Hi, my name's Troy, and I am addicted to having a whipping boy on defense.
This post is in response to a comment Josh had, about comparing Pardy to Woywitka is irrelevant, because they both suck.
Pardy is terrible
Comparing him to Woywitka is irrelevant. They both suck.
I am here to refute that statement.
After some quick "research" (yeah, googling and clicking around the web counts) I discovered that one could almost state that Jeff didn't suck totally last season. (If you just go by surface stats, that hide the fact about how bad he was to watch last year...).
But Woywitka was actually a #6 you could argue in his final season in Dallas (due to Crow being absolutely retarded when it came to player management...). So if you compare Woywitka's time as a #7 to Pardy's current struggles as a #7, Josh's statement would be true... but Jeff sucked less than Adam.
But all of these numbers fail to account for the simplest and best argument against comparing Woywitka and Pardy equally...
While Jeff sucked and was dressed inappropriately ahead of Fistric many nights, he at least provided comedy gold while performing substandardly:
and just for bonuses:
So therefore, it ain't irrelevant, cause Woywitka sucked, but it was exceptional suckitude.
None of these images are mine, they were found using Google Images. Stats pulled from Dallasstars.com and HockeyDB.com.