Chuck Norris To Defend Dallas Nets This Season

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Pic via Official Dallas Stars Twitter account @dallasstars

It didn't take long for "bigger" Stars news to top the James Neal contract. Rather than having an intellectual conversation about the accomplishments of Joe Nieuwendyk in the face of impossible financial circumstances, we must stand aside and admit that people would rather talk about Chuck Norris painted on Kari Lehtonen's new helmet.

Ah, well.

True story: I once served fast food to Chuck Norris in a Flower Mound, TX drive through. You wouldn't believe what he looks like without makeup on. And that was 10-11 years ago.

The official Stars twitter account is hosting a contest to see who can tweet the best Chuck Norris joke/fact.

Puck Daddy covers this....development.

I myself am concerned that his scowling countenance may intimidate some of our own..."meeker" players out there, rather than the other team. You know the ones I mean.

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