Who is in charge of the front page graphics on the Dallas Stars' website? He/she needs to be fired. As most of you know, every game day when you visit the Dallas Stars' website, the first page is always a graphic of the key players on each team for the Stars game. Have you seen today's? Can you guess what key player this genius decided epitomizes the Dallas Stars? Brad Richards?....uh no. Remember, it has to be someone who puts the fear of God in the opponent, right? Is it Steve Ott then? It has to be....uh wrong. Guess again. Ok, ok....hmmmmmm. Let's go with an Olympian then. How 'bout Eriksson?......try again. Neal? Nope. BENN?.....still cold. I'm stumped....who is the embodiment of the Dallas Stars spirit, their grit, determination, toughness, and physicality? You scan the roster....DAMN! How could I have missed him?! NISKA-FREAKIN'-NEN!!
Memo to the Dallas Stars graphics department:
Hey Forrest Gump, there's a doctor here asking for his magic shoes back.