Attempting to justify every player on the Stars roster as an All-Star

This may be even harder than I think, but I am going to attempt to justify an entire All-Star team filled with Dallas Stars!  To make it even more ridiculous I'm going to use 10 words or less.  You may also notice how completely ignorant I am.

Brad Richards

Leads team in points, chipmunk teeth.

Loui Eriksson

Top 10 in NHL in goals, great hair.

Brenden Morrow

Looks like his old self, although line has struggled lately.

James Neal

Added playmaking to great wrister to be a offensive dynamo.

Mike Ribeiro 

Team lead in assists and Public Intoxication arrests. 

Stephane Robidas

Great season, hasn't been hit in the face yet.

Jamie Benn

Sophomore put this hit on the lazy Gino Malkin

Steve Ott

11th in the NHL in Faceoff%, 1st in pepper-potness.

Karlis Skrastins

He murdered Dustin Brown.  LOOK AT THIS HIT!

Adam Burish 

Physical play sparks Stars, almost as much as Ott.

Tom Wandell 

He's still fast right?

Toby Peterson

He tries so hard!

Brian Sutherby

Centers the scrappiest line I've seen in ages.

Brandon Segal

Makes me think of Steven Seagal everytime he's mentioned.

Trevor Daley

Leads the NHL in own goals!*

*I'm making this up, but I'm sure if that stat was kept he would actually. 

Mark Fistric 

Such a solid defenseman I barely notice him.

Nicklas Grossman

Big Swede does work in front of the net.

Matt Niskanen

I've enjoyed the antics of evil Nisky this year. 

Jeff Woywitka

I had no idea he was still on the team. 

Krys Barch

Only if the game took place during Barch Madness.

Kari Lehtonen

Big Finn dragging Stars defense to 7-6.

Andrew Raycroft

1 shutout in 3 games.  33% shutout rate!

I leave you with a final thought:

It's been rough lately, but the Stars will turn it around.  I predict that the Stars will make the playoffs and grit their way past at least one playoff series.